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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere.

◎autopsy: 驗屍

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?
A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.

Q: By whose death was it terminated?

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on
him.