I don't have a dream

最近在上英語會話課

外籍教師為了訓練我們對副詞的掌握

跟我們玩一種故事接龍的遊戲

唯一的規則是：開頭第一個字必須用副詞

慣例是由教師開頭：


故事一：

teacher: Yesterday, I took a walk in the Da-an forest park. When I look upon the sky, I saw an UFO flying.

同學一: Suddenly, it flew away.

(全班狂笑，老師 )

同學二: Surprisingly, it flew back.

(總算回到正題...好聰明的台灣人，就這樣混過兩句)

同學三: Frightfully, an alien walked down.

然後開始外星人企圖綁架故事主人翁，接著攻擊地球的白爛戲碼...

最後老師指定同學N作出結局

同學N: Fortunately, it was a dream.



故事二：

teacher: One summer day, I went to Keng Ting National Park and swam. I was swimming farther and farther, and I can't see the shore.

同學一: Horribly, I met a shark.

同學二: Boldly, I fought with it.

同學三: Frightfully, I was swallowed by the shark.

(到這裡好像接不下去了...)

同學四: Fortunately, I found that I have a knife.

於是故事的主人翁殺了這隻鯊魚，然後被漁船搭救...但是

同學P: Unfortunately, the boat was sink.

同學Q: Awfully, there were many sharks around me.

同學R: Surprisingly, I found that I was a shark too.

到這裡老師指定同學S作結，他便作了一個超級沒創意的結局

同學S: Orginally, it was a dream.

(這算啥？莊周夢蝶？)




故事三：

teacher: Yesterday, I was shopping in the SOGO department store. 

同學一: Lovely, I met a beautiful girl in the escalator.

同學二: Shyly, I talked to her.

同學三: Bravely, I asked for her phone number.

同學四: Unfortunately, she refused me.

同學五: Surprisingly, I found that she was more than 100 years old.

同學六: Originally, she was my grandmother's mother.

同學七: Terribly, she was just creeping out of the tomb.

同學八: Fortunately, I am a Christian, so I took my cross out.

(老師插話: 這個escalator還真長...)

同學九: Directly, she told me that the cross was hers and useless indeed.

同學十: Fearfully, I ran away.

同學十一: Savagely, she caught me.

這時老師指定一位倒楣的同學必須作結論，而且不可以說It was a dream

同學十二: Finally, I called the police to help me.

(全班笑翻)